You know, Burke, I don’t know which s p e c i e s is worse. You don’t see them fucking each other over for a goddamn percentage.
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sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.
drake must have to really go to the bathroom
do you remember when Weezer made a music video that was basically a compilation of memes and viral videos that, in retrospect, have aged like milk
Amy said she trusted me, that I would know the right thing to say on her behalf…
And Nick’s like “SSSSSH! THEY’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW THIS!”
yeah! thanks for killing my mom!
well? can he????